New Moon Play by Play Review
I'll give you the New Moon play by play. Get your popcorn and soft drinks! Ready? Go:
Bella: Ohh Edward, I love you so.. Ohh Jacob, those steroids did you good! Ohh Edward..you can't leave me! You are my only reason to live. Edward: Bella this is the last time you'll ever see me. Bella: I'm not hungry, I have nightmares, blah blah blah I'm a rebel Edward come save me. Bella: Jacob, you're buff, will you fix my dirt bike? Ohh Jacob did that tattoo come with those muscles? Jacob: You need to leave..it's not you, it's me. Bella: No! You're not breaking up with me, I mean..you're my best friend. Jacob: Go away Bella. RAWR look at me I'm a big bad werewolf. Bella: Is anyone going to come save me as I jump off this cliff into the ocean? Jacob: What the heck were you thinking? Alice: Bella! You're alive? Edward is going to show himself to the humans in the sun, you have to save him. Bella: I love you Jacob, but I love Edward more. Jacob: Bella, don't go! I'm begging you. Don't you like my muscles, and check out this tat? Bella: Sorry Jacob. Bella: we only have 5 more minutes! (Edward take his shirt off, *GAG*) Bella: No Edward! I love you! Edward: You're alive? ohh my gosh! I'll never leave you again. Bella: I want you to change me. Make me a Vampire. Edward: NO! Bella: Yes! I want you to. Edward: I'll change you under one condition. Bella: What's the condition? Edward: Marry me.
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